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@Zippy@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.

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I just realized there is absolutely no way to say 'i always lie'.

@Zippy@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @fubo@lemmy.world
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    40•2 years ago

    On the other hand, anyone who tells you, “I always tell the truth,” is probably lying.

    • Doc Blaze
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      6•2 years ago

      when pachino said I always tell the truth even when I lie, though, that was pretty damn honest.

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        0•2 years ago

        *pinocchio

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